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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

Then came..

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is world history that not many people know about?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Thumbs down again.

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.